My 8 year old nephew, yesterday night, wanted to call his dad. I was in the drawing room doing something.I see him dialing the number after reading out aloud judiciously. After a few trials
N:You shut up yeh correct hai(bangs the phone)
N:You idiot, give the phone to appa and dont eat my head ( bangs again)
N:Maine tujhe bola na, mera sar mat kha, ek lafa maroonga.
Since the STD at home is locked, he would be hearing the lady say "The number you have dialled is wrong, Please check the number and dial again...Tumhi dial kelela number chukez ahain etc etc".